What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 03:00
Sure no problem officer.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Why do I sweat a great deal while exercising the same on some days and not so much on others?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
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Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
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HELLO
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Is it okay for my husband to help other ladies without telling me?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
What is the gayest experience you have seen in prison?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Yes sir it is.
After a few moments he returns.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.